{"id":51,"date":"2026-06-16T23:09:54","date_gmt":"2026-06-17T06:09:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/intestinalapocalypse.wordpress.com\/?page_id=51"},"modified":"2026-06-16T23:09:54","modified_gmt":"2026-06-17T06:09:54","slug":"merch","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/intestinalapocalypse.elementfx.com\/?page_id=51","title":{"rendered":"Merch"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/intestinalapocalypse.wordpress.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/gemini_generated_image_mdrgflmdrgflmdrg.png?w=1024\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-59\" style=\"width:339px;height:auto\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Total Destruction LP<br><strong>&lt;Sold out&gt;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/intestinalapocalypse.wordpress.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/gemini_generated_image_6qqqaq6qqqaq6qqq.png?w=1024\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-66\" style=\"width:497px;height:auto\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Total Destruction Limited Colored Vinyl<br><strong>&lt;Sold Out&gt;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/intestinalapocalypse.wordpress.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/gemini_generated_image_le13e3le13e3le13.png?w=1024\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-74\" style=\"width:338px;height:auto\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mandate of Water Single Vinyl<br><strong>&lt;Sold Out&gt;<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Total Destruction LP&lt;Sold out&gt; Total Destruction Limited Colored Vinyl&lt;Sold Out&gt; Mandate of Water Single Vinyl&lt;Sold Out&gt;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":4,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"h5ap_radio_sources":[],"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-51","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/intestinalapocalypse.elementfx.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/51","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/intestinalapocalypse.elementfx.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/intestinalapocalypse.elementfx.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intestinalapocalypse.elementfx.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/intestinalapocalypse.elementfx.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=51"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/intestinalapocalypse.elementfx.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/51\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/intestinalapocalypse.elementfx.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=51"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}